well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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