Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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