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I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
