What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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