i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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