we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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