Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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