If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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