carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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