yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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