Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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