so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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