what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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