erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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