She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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