cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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