8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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