dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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