You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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