That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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