well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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