Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together