Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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