You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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