At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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