So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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