How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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