at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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