Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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