Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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