idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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