Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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