in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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