yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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