how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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