Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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