She announced her abortion via fbk
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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