I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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