dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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