Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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