I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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