Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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