i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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