doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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