Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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