a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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