You're completely useless in the revolution.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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