What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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