i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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