so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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