So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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