Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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