brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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